Okay, so we all know the best nights are those decided at about 10pm over a pint, and this one was no exception. Parker and I were previously at Late at the Tate, where The Laptop Orchestra played. Then it was ‘let’s go out, I’m bored!’, ‘right’, Parker said, ‘let’s go to mass in Brixton, it’s DMZ’s 5th Birthday Party’, ‘Cool’. DMZ is a full-on Dubstep night and it was brilliant. Real heavy bass, the sort that gets in your gut and anchors you to it. The place is vibrating with sweat and testosterone and Parker and I are happy jumping about till 5. I have to say it was quite a contrast, middle class, baby holding arty types to shifty looking geezers getting down and dirty. (I know what social group excites me more!)